Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Cold. Hard. Truth.

Take note: when you open a 20 oz. container of English toffee premium caramel clusters popcorn (with cashews and almonds) on Friday around 4:50 pm, and then proceed to devour every last kernel by 2:30 pm on Saturday...you could say that you ate it all in two days.

You could, but you'd be lying. Because really, that's less than 22 hours - NOT EVEN A DAY. And that's just gross. But it's also the cold. hard. truth.

1 comment:

d-squared said...

Hey, it was broken up. Anyone knows that if you eat a broken cookie, all the calories fall out, well the same for popcorn. And its a veggie right? So it's healthy! Stop beating yourself up ;) Have another glass of wine.